I really love breakfast food even though I’m not a morning person. And the coffee! Of course, the coffee!!!
(Source: foodphotosets)
29.05.12
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
Worked for me.
(Source: goscrewaduck)
29.05.12
pretty girl: i’d rather be called beautiful than hot
me: i’ll take what i can get
(Source: kellygang, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
17.05.12
17.05.12
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT’S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa….
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
(Source: madhattress330, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
17.05.12
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